Are you thinking about visiting Japan? Well, think again! Japan might seem like a dream destination, but it’s filled with “horrors” that will make you wish you stayed home.
From too many delicious food options to an unbearable level of cleanliness, Japan’s unique charm can be a lot to take in.
If you’re not prepared to be spoiled by efficient trains, stunning natural beauty, and an overdose of cuteness, this might not be the place for you. Let’s not even mention the high-tech toilets that will ruin your bathroom experience back home.
So, if you want to avoid falling in love with a country that’s too safe, too polite, and too perfect, read on to discover (in a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek way) why Japan should never be on your travel list!
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Our 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Japan
Now that we’ve set the stage, let’s check out why you should steer clear of Japan. These 20 reasons highlight the “horrors” that await you in this captivating country.
From food that will make your taste buds dance to trains that run so perfectly, it’s almost annoying. Brace yourself for a journey through the many ways Japan will ruin your expectations for every other destination.
1. Too Many Types of Yummy Food
Japan’s culinary scene is a food lover’s paradise, but it can also be quite challenging to navigate.
With so many tasty options like sushi, ramen, tempura, and okonomiyaki, you’ll be constantly eating and never know where to stop. Each region boasts its own specialties, from Hiroshima’s savoury pancakes to Hokkaido’s fresh seafood, making it impossible to try everything.
Chain restaurants add to the dilemma; for instance, there are over 4,000 gyudon outlets between Sukiya, Matsuya, and Yoshinoya. Street vendors, izakayas, and Michelin-starred restaurants alike offer mouthwatering dishes that will leave your taste buds dancing.
The sheer variety and quality of food in Japan will make your meals back home seem dull.
2. Natural Beauty Overload. Two examples – Cherry Blossoms and Mount Fuji
Continuing with overwhelming experiences, the natural beauty of Japan is another aspect that might spoil you for life.
Japan’s natural splendour can leave you breathless. The sight of cherry blossoms (sakura) in full bloom transforms the landscape into a picturesque sea of pink.
And then there’s Mount Fuji, the iconic snow-capped peak that looks like it’s been plucked from a postcard. On one of our trips, we drove around Fujisan on a perfectly clear day and were stunned by the views, even in a little-known, out-of-the-way places. Whether you’re admiring it from Lake Kawaguchi, hiking its trails, or catching a glimpse from the Shinkansen, Mount Fuji’s majestic presence is unforgettable.
Japan’s beautiful scenery sets such a high bar that other places might start to feel a bit dull.
3. Too Much History and Tradition
Japan’s rich history and deep-rooted traditions can be overwhelming. From ancient temples and shrines to centuries-old ceremonies, there’s an endless array of cultural experiences.
Walking through Kyoto’s historic streets, you’ll encounter beautifully preserved buildings that transport you back in time. Participating in a traditional tea ceremony or witnessing a sumo match offers a glimpse into Japan’s storied past.
You’ll be drowning in so much history and tradition that you’ll wish you had more time to see it all. Also, visiting too many castles, shrines, or temples close together can lead to an overload, making the experiences blend together.
4. Punctual and Efficient Trains
If you think Japan’s history is impressive, wait until you experience its trains. Japan’s train system is renowned for its punctuality and efficiency. I come from a country where trains consistently run late, so the Japanese train system is incredibly impressive.
Whether it’s the high-speed Shinkansen or the local commuter trains, you can always count on them to be on schedule. For example, the Shinkansen typically has an average annual delay of less than a minute. If a train is slightly delayed, announcements and apologies are made promptly.
You might actually miss the thrill of delayed trains and missed connections back home. The impeccable service and smooth operations will spoil you, making other transportation systems seem chaotic and unreliable in comparison.
5. Too Many Themed, Scenic, and Specialty Trains
Japan’s train system isn’t just about punctuality; it’s also about unique experiences. With themed trains like the Hello Kitty Shinkansen, scenic trains like the Fujisan View Express, and specialty trains like Spacia X, your regular commute will never feel the same again.
The Hello Kitty Shinkansen features adorable interiors and exclusive merchandise, making each trip a whimsical adventure. The Fujisan View Express offers panoramic views of Mount Fuji, providing a breathtaking journey through picturesque landscapes.
Spacia X boasts luxurious seating and refined amenities, transforming travel into a first-class experience. We’re super excited about riding the Spacia X to Nikko on our upcoming trip to Japan, as there is nothing like it in Australia.
The creativity and variety of Japan’s trains can turn train rides into an adventure, making your daily commute back home feel boring.
6. Unbearably Clean Streets
Once you step off these amazing trains, you’ll notice another thing about Japan: the streets are incredibly clean.
Japan is known for its incredibly clean streets, which can be quite a shock if you’re used to littered sidewalks and overflowing trash bins. We were quite confused on our first visit to Japan when we could hardly find any bins and yet everything seemed so clean.
The exceptional cleanliness is evident almost everywhere, from bustling cities like Tokyo to serene rural areas. Public spaces are spotless, with hardly a piece of litter in sight. While you might occasionally come across a dirty area, such as around a busy nightlife district, this is the exception rather than the norm.
The cleanliness is thanks to both hardworking city workers and locals who really care about keeping their surroundings clean and tidy.
After experiencing Japan’s immaculate streets, other places might seem disappointingly dirty in comparison.
7. Too Safe, Making It Boring for Thrill-Seekers
Japan is one of the safest countries in the world, which can be a double-edged sword for those seeking adventure.
The crime rate is remarkably low, and it’s common to see people leaving their belongings unattended without worry. This high level of safety might make your trip feel uneventful if you’re used to the occasional thrill of navigating riskier environments.
While it’s not perfect, with periodic reports of petty theft in crowded areas and issues like scams or aggressive touts in nightlife districts like Kabukicho, Japan’s overall safety can leave you yearning for a bit more unpredictability.
With mostly polite police and locals who follow the rules, you might miss out on thrilling adventures and wild stories.
8. Overly Polite and Helpful People
What Japan lacks in danger, it makes up for in hospitality and politeness. Japan’s culture of politeness and helpfulness is renowned worldwide. Locals often go out of their way to assist travellers, whether it’s guiding you to your destination or helping with translations.
On our first trip to Japan, we were tired and exhausted after arriving and got lost trying to find our Airbnb. A kind person went out of their way to help us. On the same trip, after watching a baseball game at Tokyo Dome, two people guided us back to the train station, with one even teaching our young children magic tricks along the way.
Shop assistants bow deeply, and upon entering a restaurant, customers are greeted with “irasshaimase,” meaning “welcome” or “please come in.”
The high level of respect and courtesy can be surprising if you’re used to more blunt interactions. You’ll get so used to this politeness and helpfulness that you’ll miss it once you’re back home.
9. Too Many Onsen
Japan’s onsen (natural hot springs) culture is both relaxing and abundant, offering countless opportunities to soak in these mineral-rich waters.
Our first experience with onsen was at Shibu Onsen, where staying in a local ryokan entitled us to a key to access the nine public onsen. Each offered a different experience, and all were thoroughly enjoyable, though it took a bit to adjust to the temperatures.
From the snowy retreats in Hokkaido to the tropical paradises in Kyushu, these baths provide a serene escape from daily stresses. Now, we make a point of visiting multiple onsen on every trip to Japan. We’ve even found that we now have a higher tolerance for hot showers and baths when we return home.
With so many onsen, you’ll miss these relaxing baths once you’re back home.
10. Too Much Cute Stuff (Kawaii Culture)
Japan’s obsession with all things cute, known as kawaii culture, is everywhere. From adorable mascots and characters to cute packaging and fashion, the cuteness is inescapable.
You’ll find kawaii influences everywhere, from Hello Kitty and Pokémon to everyday items like stationery and household goods. Our first visit to a Pokémon store with our young kids was an unforgettable experience – they were so excited, they loaded up their baskets with heaps of Pokémon merch, and we then had to have the talk about putting some things back on the shelves.
Whether it’s the charming animal cafes, cute street fashion in Harajuku, or even kawaii-themed train stations, your heart will be constantly charmed.
After being surrounded by all this cuteness, everything back home might feel a bit dull.
11. High-Tech Toilets
Another surprising aspect of Japan is the high-tech toilets that will make you rethink your bathroom experience. Japan’s high-tech toilets are a marvel of modern engineering, featuring heaps of luxurious features.
Heated seats ensure comfort in any season, while built-in bidet functions and blow dryers offer unparalleled hygiene. Automatic opening lids greet you as you approach, and some models even play music to mask any sounds, enhancing privacy.
Our first encounter with these toilets in the Airbnb we stayed at on our first ever day in Japan was both fascinating and confusing as we explored the various buttons and settings.
The comfort and convenience they offer quickly become addictive. We’ve grown to like them so much that we’re seriously considering installing a bidet in our house.
Japan’s fancy toilets set such a high standard that basic bathrooms back home just won’t cut it.
12. Konbini Envy
When it comes to convenience, Japan’s Konbini are hard to beat. Chains like 7-Eleven, Lawson, and FamilyMart offer a remarkable range of high-quality food, drinks, and everyday essentials available 24/7.
With popular items like egg salad and fruit sandos (sandwiches), onigiri (rice balls), and famichiki (fried chicken), to name just a few, the selection is impressive.
Our first experience with a konbini was a massive contrast to the convenience stores in Australia.
After experiencing Japanese konbini, your local convenience store will seem pretty lame in comparison.
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13. Overwhelming Variety of Snacks and Sweet Treats
The same can be said for Japan’s variety of snacks. Japan’s snack culture is both diverse and delightful, offering a vast array of unique and delicious treats.
There are countless KitKat flavours, including matcha and sake, and savoury snacks like wasabi peas and shrimp crackers.
Other popular snacks include:
- Pocky (chocolate-covered biscuit sticks).
- Mochi (sweet rice cakes).
- Jagabee (crispy potato sticks).
- Tokyo Banana (a soft sponge cake filled with banana custard).
Visiting a convenience store or supermarket feels like an adventure, with new and seasonal snacks constantly appearing on the shelves.
With so many snack options, you’ll find your usual snacks back home pretty boring.
14. Amazing Theme Parks
Japan’s theme parks set a high bar for entertainment, offering unique experiences and attractions.
Tokyo Disney Resort, including Tokyo Disneyland and the unique Tokyo DisneySea, provides magical adventures with unmatched attention to detail. DisneySea is notable for its nautical theme, incredible design, and exclusive attractions like the Journey to the Center of the Earth ride. There’s nothing quite like it at other Disney resorts worldwide.
Universal Studios Japan in Osaka features thrilling rides based on popular movies, including the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
It’s important to note that the major parks, especially Disney and USJ, can get very crowded. Despite the crowds, the orderliness and patience of Japanese people when queuing make the experience more bearable.
Coming from Australia, where theme parks are smaller, we were blown away by the scale and detail of these parks. Fuji-Q Highland’s rollercoasters, especially, were an absolute revelation on our first visit, offering adrenaline-pumping experiences with stunning views of Mount Fuji.
15. Cultural Etiquette
Japan’s cultural etiquette is rooted in politeness, respect, and orderliness, which can be quite a change if you’re used to more casual interactions. Bowing, removing shoes before entering a home, and attention to manners are part of daily life.
When using public transport, people queue in an orderly way for trains and buses, and talking on mobile phones is frowned upon. In shopping, staff often bow and greet you with “irasshaimase.”
Dining customs include saying “itadakimasu” before eating and “gochisousama” after finishing a meal. When staying in Japanese accommodation, staff provide outstanding service and go out of their way to ensure a pleasant stay.
These practices might seem tricky at first, but you’ll get used to them quickly. Going back home, where things are more casual, might feel like a letdown.
16. Unique Architecture
Japan’s unique architecture is a captivating blend of traditional and modern styles.
Historical structures like Kyoto’s Kinkaku-ji (Golden Pavilion) and Nara’s Todai-ji Temple showcase intricate designs and cultural heritage. On the modern side, buildings such as Tokyo Skytree and the Asakusa Culture and Tourism Center highlight Japan’s innovative spirit.
In cities like Tokyo and Kyoto, historic temples and shrines are often found alongside modern skyscrapers and contemporary buildings. Seeing old temples next to modern skyscrapers makes the architecture back home look less exciting.
17. Superior Customer Service
Japan is renowned for its exceptional customer service, characterized by attentiveness, politeness, and a genuine desire to ensure a pleasant experience.
Whether you’re in a high-end restaurant, a small shop, or a hotel, the level of service is consistently high. Staff members often go above and beyond to assist you, from meticulously wrapping purchases to offering personalized recommendations.
The amazing hospitality, known as ‘omotenashi,’ will spoil you, making regular customer service back home seem disappointing. Experiencing such considerate service can leave you longing for the same level of care in your everyday interactions.
18. Sumo Wrestling Excitement
Sumo wrestling in Japan is an amazing cultural and sporting experience. Attending a live sumo match, such as those at Ryogoku Kokugikan in Tokyo, offers a unique glimpse into this ancient sport. The atmosphere is electric, with spectators cheering for their favourite wrestlers.
At our first tournament in Tokyo, we were impressed by the wrestlers’ speed and agility relative to their size, as well as their raw power and skill. The rituals and traditions, from the ring entrance ceremonies to the intense bouts, are fascinating to watch.
After seeing sumo in Japan, you’ll miss this unique experience because there’s nothing quite like it elsewhere.
19. Unique Traditional Crafts
Japan’s traditional crafts are a testament to the country’s rich cultural heritage and craftsmanship. From Kyoto’s delicate Kyo-yuzen silk dyeing to the intricate pottery of Arita and Kutani, each region offers its own unique artistic expression.
Buying Japanese knives on Kappabashi Street in Tokyo and making Kumiko coasters in Nikko were fantastic and memorable experiences for us.
Whether it’s the precise art of origami, the detailed embroidery of kimono, or the creation of samurai swords, the dedication to preserving these traditions is evident. These crafts connect you to Japan’s history, and you’ll have a hard time finding anything like them back home.
20. Risk of Falling in Love with Japan
Japan’s charm is undeniable, and the risk of falling in love with the country is real. The stunning landscapes, rich cultural heritage, and the kindness of its people create an irresistible allure.
From Kyoto’s tranquil temples to Tokyo’s vibrant streets, every aspect of Japan leaves a lasting impression. Enjoying the serene beauty of cherry blossoms, exploring bustling markets, or experiencing the meticulous art of tea ceremonies can make you constantly dream of returning.
The combination of natural beauty, historical depth, and modern innovation creates a unique and unforgettable experience that’s hard to match. In our Japan Travel Facebook Group, we constantly hear people saying how much they miss Japan, and many start planning their next trip right away.
Once you’ve experienced Japan, comparing everything back home to it becomes inevitable, leaving you longing to go back.
Conclusion
While our list of “horrors” might make Japan seem daunting, remember this article is meant to be playful.
The aspects we’ve highlighted make Japan such a unique and memorable destination. Japan has something special for every traveller, from its rich history and beautiful landscapes to its excellent hospitality and distinct cultural experiences.
Don’t let our tongue-in-cheek warnings deter you – visit Japan and see why so many people fall in love with this amazing country.
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Tony always dreamed of travel but didn’t get started until his mid-20s, when he met Anne and swapped his collection of travel brochures for real adventures.
A qualified elementary school teacher, he joined the blog in 2018 and transitioned to blogging full time in 2023.
Tony particularly enjoys exploring Japan’s street food, sumo tournaments, and hidden neighbourhoods in Tokyo.